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How can I lose weight? I always get ill when I do! What am I doing wrong?!?
Im 17, a girl, 5"9 and I weigh 75kg. Ive had weight issues since around age 11 when I was borderline overweight.
One year ago I started calorie counting and was on 1500 a day before realising I was taller than I though and I should have been on 1650. I went from a size 16 at 82kg down to a size 12/14 at 73kg so I was really proud of myself. I only drank water, I went vegetarian, I cut portion sizes, I cut out most bread and all sweet food and started exercising at home without equipment just using things like Pop Pilates on youtube. Soon after I reached 73kg I got really ill and went back up to 75kg and a size 14. Now I feel like crap about it because Im still on the same eating thing but my weight wont budge. Everytime I change my diet in anyway to try and lose some I get really ill.
Im just so fed up now because Im slipping back into depression [I had it on and off for 4 years but finally got out a year and a half ago!] with all the stress of everything right now which isnt helping but I really want to reach my original goal weight of 70kg.
I have the same build as Amy Schumer:
http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/amy-schumer.jpg
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Amy+Schumer+HBO+Hosts+Premiere+Girls+Season+AmFDUO1e5Z3x.jpg
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/f7/73/amy%20schumer%20naked%20cosmo%20resized.jpg?itok=X_fD9bpV
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http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/girls_outside_arrivals_100113/amy-schumer-hbo-hosts-the-premiere-of_20049646.jpg
or a taller Demi Lovato and I hate it! I have wide shoulders, my waist goes in a tiny bit and I have a fat butt and thighs plus I have a fat face which I hate :/ Im not trying to be really skinny, just comfortable. Im 40" bust, 36" waist and 42" butt and it really bugs me.
I dont know what Im doing wrong :/ Help?
I just want to be thinner! Im fed up of being self conscious about my weight and I dont carry it well because Im tall. I just feel like a failure and wish I could do normal stuff like go to the beach and do sports without feeling like people are grossed out
Answer: Know that you can't lose too much weight too quickly or you get sick due to mal-nutrition.
The best way to lose weight is by eating right and exercise *Surprise* but also by calorie counting. This has worked for me.
A pound of fat = 3500 calories.
Most people suggest that a person take in 2,000-2,500 calories a day.
Take in roughly 2,000 maybe a few hundred less like 1,700 a day at the least on wholesome foods (not packaged).
Then exercise and keep track of how many calories you're burning off (it's now in excess since you're burning off everything you eat that day anyway by doing what you usually do).
Walking is great for losing weight, buy a pedometer to measure the number of steps you take per that day. Most suggest 10k a day, try for 12k (about 6 miles a day). You will see a difference after 1-2 weeks, I guarantee it! Just don't expect to become super model skinny in that short length of time.
Category: Diet & Fitness
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THE NATION: Middle-Class Appeal; Looking for the Angry Populists in Suburbia
IN his confrontational response to President Bushs State of the Union address on Tuesday, Senator Jim Webb of Virginia said that he was going to focus on only two topics. One, as everyone knew it would be, was Iraq. But before he turned to the war, the new senator spoke about something else: an economy that he said made it seem as if we are - Democratic Party leaders argue that economic anxiety has altered political landscape, making swing voters open to new role for government; Democrats see way to define themselves as party that can help Americans survive 21st-century economy; whether suburban populism will have appeal during good economic times is not known; photo; chart (M) - By DAVID LEONHARDT
Trey songz amy schumer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmUm_X0qKl0
Skip to6:50
Whats up with amy schumer all over tey songz. Shes usually known for being kinda icey. but in this clip it seems like she was melted by treys performance. what do you think. i mean when he hugged her she looked like was gonna lose it lol :) could this be part of a trend. simular to the whle chelsie handler 50 cent situation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmUm_X0qKl0
Skip to6:50
Answer: Lol wow, she was a bit O.O but like if I met him I would be like that but then again I wouldn't be all "huggy huggy" with him, 'cause I'd be shy tbh, but that's just me!
Category: Singles & Dating
Why are people making a big deal about the Amy Schumer joke on the Roast of Charlie Sheen?
The joke she made that people claim was about the death of Ryan Dunn was actually suppose to be towards Steve-O. Before that happened, Steve-O actually made a joke about the fire at a night club that killed 100 people, but it people dont know this because it was deleted out of the show.
Answer: I watched this actually. Some of it was not funny (the ROAST) When the camera panned to Steve-O he wasn't laughing he was stone faced, because the joke was sort of like saying to him that it should have been him in that fatal car crash. The death of Ryan Dunn has the joke factor comedic wise to it because Dunn was DRUNK driving at over 140 mph and his passenger died as well. The OTHER death I think is the reason why this joke is being made a big deal out of.
I can't (well I can) believe the Steve-O literally head butted Mike Tyson, fell and BROKE his nose on the stage! What a moron! Charlie Sheen just kind of looked at Steve-O and shook his head then walked away with Mike Tyson.
Category: Current Events
Amy Schumer - IMDb
Amy Schumer, Actress: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.
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In the most recent episode of Inside Amy Schumer, comedian Amy Schumer's new show on Comedy Central, there is a sketch about not taking a compliment. A group of women greets each other by doling out kind words and ...
Can you get into a comedy club with an adult?
Amy Schumer is one of my favorite comedians. She is coming to a close comedy club, but Im 16. My parents like her, too. You have to be 21 or older to get in (I suppose its a bar-like scene), can I get in with them?
Answer: Doubtful, very doubtful. Normally 21 to get in means 21 to get in, no exceptions. You can always call them to double check but it's not looking good. The comedy clubs where I live don't let in people under 21 at all for any show.
Category: Comedy
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what did amy schumer say about ryan dunn?
on the charlie sheen roast?
Answer: I believe she told Steve-O that she was sorry about Ryan Dunn dying and that they all wished hoped it was Steve-O instead. Anyone else who answers correct me if I'm wrong, but i believe that's what she said. I don't recall exactly since I was laughing so hard.
Category: Comedy
Amy Schumer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Amy Beth Schumer (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer. She placed fourth on the fifth season of NBC's Last Comic ...
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THE 2006 ELECTIONS; Democrats Weigh New Power as Leaders
When Democrats take control of the Senate in January, they will immediately assume far more power to influence President Bushs agenda, particularly his choice of executive and judicial nominations that must pass through the chamber. By virtue of their de facto 51-to-49 majority, Democrats will now control the committees and the floor schedule -- a - Democrats, when they take control of Senate in January, will immediately assume far more power to influence Pres Bushs agenda, particularly his choice of executive and judicial nominations that must pass through chamber; Democrats, by virtue of their de facto 51-to-49 majority, willl now control committees and floor schedule--factor that Bush will have to weigh in his selection of high-level candidates; Sen Richard Durbin of Illinois, second-in-command and member of Judiciary Committee, says it means send us more moderate people; Republicans acknowledge that shift will be significant factor in high-profile nominations; but they also sahy that Senate tradition of respecting rights of minority give them same opportunities to influence agenda that Democrats used during their years out of power; list of Senate committees, current Republican chairmen, and incoming Democratic chairmen; photos (L) - By CARL HULSE
Who do you think Comedy Central should roast next?
I think Dennis Rodman, Jay Leno, Steven Tyler, and Chelsea Handler would all be good if they do it right like they used to. Anthony Jeselnik and Amy Schumer have brought them down and the people they picked for Roseannes roast last year mostly werent funny (except of course for Jeff Ross and Gilbert Gottfried). What do you think?
Answer: I agree that Leno would be an excellent choice, and the timing is perfect considering he is again stepping down from the The Tonight Show.
It seems Mel Brooks was just roasted June 6 at AFI
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni55442602/?ref_=hm_nw_tp_t4
Category: Comedy
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NEWS ANALYSIS; Many Voices, But No Debate
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What year was the southern belle butterfinger commercial made?
The one that has the candy dish that zaps the guest with the umbrella.
Answer: I don't see a date here, still looking: http://joeytomatoes.posterous.com/created-by-dailey-butterfinger-snackerz-south
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrQs4iS8Al4
Amy Schumer is one of the gals but that doesn't help, much, huh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Schumer
I guess if you REALLY need to know, you could contact her on Facebook or ask her on her website at: http://www.amyschumer.com/
EDIT: Wow! That was a fast "thumb's down"!
EDIT 2: Looks like it first aired on national cable the first week of October 2010, according to this:
http://www.mediapost.com/blogs/raw/?p=4230
Category: Movies
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Comedians like Amy Schumer ?!?
I love sexual commedy. I absolutely fell in love with Amy Schumers Mostly Sex Stuff. So is there any comedians like her ? (:
Answer: T
Category: Comedy
Is amy schumer funny because shes hot or is she actually funny?
Answer: Hottness. Lmfao she's boring as hell
Category: Celebrities
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Trey songz amy schumer the Next Chelsie handler and 50 cent?
Trey songz amy schumer the Next Chelsie handler and 50 cent?
Trey songz amy schumer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmUm_X0qKl0
Skip to6:50
Whats up with amy schumer all over tey songz. Shes usually known for being kinda icey. but in this clip it seems like she was melted by treys performance. what do you think. i mean when he hugged her she looked like was gonna lose it lol :) could this be part of a trend. simular to the whle chelsie handler 50 cent situation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmUm_X0qKl0
Skip to6:50
Answer: That's a good question.
Category: Weddings
Inside Amy Schumer: Sexting - YouTube
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Is it difficult for a pretty girl to be funny?
Id so do Amy Schumer, but shes the exception rather than the norm.
Being funny is something that is simply unnecessary for very pretty girls growing up. It just isnt.
Answer: One have nothing to do with other
Category: Gender & Women's Studies
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NEW JERSEY; CALENDAR
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Amy Schumer - YouTube
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Is Amy Schumers sex tape illegal?
AP article on Amy Schumers sex tape:
By NORMAN BELLCAMP | May 4th, 2013 | Associated Press
— The internet is abuzz with rumors that stand-up comic star Amy Schumer has a "sex video" and may release it soon as a publicity stunt. CNN reports that they have spoken with sources with direct knowledge of the tape. The filming allegedly took place during a recent photo shoot with Cosmopolitan magazine in which Schumer made headlines by posing nude. Allegedly, during a break in shooting, Schumer along with two co-workers engaged in a "sex romp" that involved one of the co-workers dogs. An eyewitness not involved in the incident, but shown the tape later, said, "It was horrific. Its a crime. Theres no question a crime took place. They told me they would edit those parts out, but plan on selling this thing later this summer to get publicity."
According to this web site -- http://www.amy-schumer.com -- they are going to release "clips" of the tape.
Is this sort of sex tape illegal if it uses animals?
Answer: Doesn't CNN have anything better to do?
Category: Current Events
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Do you think Amy Schumer is pretty?
Photo:
http://www.picsdrive.com/contentimages/amy-schumer/amy-schumer-picture-15.jpg
Shes a stand up comic
Answer: Yeh ill hit that
Category: Polls & Surveys
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Your thoughts on comedians Anthony Jeselnick and Amy Schumer?
I think Jeselnick is funny as fuck and might be a future comic legend and Schumer is funny,hot, and talented. Your thoughts?
Answer: People don't take Jesselnick seriously enough but then again comedians aren't supposed to be taken seriously. Schumer is hot and a hilarious comedian she's pretty awesome.
Category: Current Events
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what was the ryan dunn joke that amy schumer said?
Answer: I wouldn't even call this a joke! What is funny about it?! I understand what a roast is, but I don't believe this was even a case of "too soon", it should never have been said - period!! Poor Steve-O
Category: Jokes & Riddles
Song in the background of Onutters "Inside Amy Schumer"?
In an episode of Amy Schumer, there is an ONUTTERS skit and when they do the wet nut contest there is a song that I like, but I dont know the name.
Here is the link: http://alexvideoplayer.com/videoblog/watch-video/zYBA1GQf5WQ/comedycentral/inside-amy-schumer:-lunch-at-onutters.html
And just fast forward it to 3:00
Thanks!
Answer: Blaire Reinhard Band - Love Karaoke
Category: Lyrics
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The latest from Amy Schumer (@amyschumer). Inside Amy Schumer airs Tuesdays at 10:30pm on Comedy Central. nyc.
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Whos Talking About Retirement?; When the Subject Is Larry King, CNN Can Be Jittery
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